Support us without
uncomfortable
eye contact

Oh, so you came to our donations page looking to give us money? Fuck. I guess we should put something here that’s like, “Hey, we’re going to use your money really well and definitely not spend it on used books and therapy.”

There, nailed it

Now that you’re all buttered up, we’ve got a couple of ways you can help us.

Don't just give us free money! (That'd be wild).
Earn rewards for each tier like merch, exclusive
content, and ad space. Learn more here

$10

$20

$30

Other

ONE-TIME

RECURRING

Donation rewards

Don't worry, for donating you'll get more than just "all the feels".

$3 per month:

listed on our support page as a supporter
all of the imaginary bears cuddles you can handle (they're imaginary bears. so it's safe.)

$5 per month:

access to our Startup Diary on Substack and a chill mug from our merch store (when it becomes available)
mental tickles (not the rude kind where you can't breathe but just enough to make you feel alive).

$10 per month:

Startup Diary access and a T-shirt or tote bag from our merch store.
a yummy hypothetical cake that you can have AND imagine you ate it too.

$20 per month:

a chill mug, a tote bag or t-shirt, access to our startup diary, AND a free permanent card in our sponsored browse.
An imaginary bed that's been made that you can sleep in and forget that we used the same joke twice in a row.

$30 per month:

a chill mug, a tote bag or t-shirt, access to our startup diary, AND a free permanent card+page in our sponsored browse.
Hey, woah, this is serious. You sure? OK then, you'll also receive some extra-large pants for your digital money bags (MADE FROM OUR LOVE!—ahem, be cool).

*These are just the rewards we can offer right now. As we develop new features and expand our merch, we'll be offering all sorts of fun things.